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💀 BECAUSE BASIC BIRTHDAY CARDS ARE FOR BASIC B*TCHES 💀

Let's be honest - your bestie isn't just anyone. They're the kind of friend who appreciates a skeleton on a bicycle more than some glittery unicorn nonsense. This card screams "I know you're weird and I'm here for it" better than anything covered in champagne bottles and confetti ever could.

🚲 PRODUCT DETAILS 🚲

Size: 6 x 9 inch
Paper: Thick AF premium cardstock that won't bend when your friend inevitably displays it on their shelf for months
Printing: High-quality digital printing that makes those pink balloons pop against the black and white skeleton
Envelope: Yes, we include one. We're not monsters.
Blank Inside: Unless you want us to add your own savage message

✍️ PERSONALIZATION OPTIONS ✍️

INSIDE MESSAGE:

Blank interior (for when you need to write your own inappropriate message)
Your custom message (tell us exactly what to write - the more inappropriate, the better)



🎁 WHY THIS CARD SLAYS 🎁

Perfect for that friend who has a slightly concerning obsession with Halloween all year round
Great for anyone who laughs at inappropriate jokes at funerals
Ideal for the bestie who's getting older but refuses to grow up
Savage enough for your sister who can take a joke
Just the right amount of edge for your cousin who secretly loves dark humor

📦 SHIPPING & HANDLING 📦

Ships within 1-3 business days
Arrives in a protective envelope because we care about our skeleton lady
Discreet outer packaging so your mail carrier doesn't judge you

🤣 WHO NEEDS THIS CARD? 🤣

Your ride-or-die bestie
The sister who called you worse things growing up
The cousin who's practically a sibling
Your work wife who shares your inappropriate humor
Anyone who'd rather laugh than cry about getting older

Life's too short for boring birthday cards. Order this bad boy today and remind your friend that even though they're one year closer to looking like our skeleton friend, at least they've got style! 🎈